What’s this? Pez? Did someone say Pez? Ohhhh I love that candy. It’s a Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser? Whatevs. Like I care. I just want the sweet taste of candy on my tongue. Come here, baby. Flip that alien neck and give me the good stuff. *Tongues dispenser way too erotically.* Oh, that’s good. I can taste it- AHHHHHHHHH! why you bit mah ton off? AHHHHH! Da blood! Da blood! Now I’m gone talk dis way fur eva! Tanks a lot for da peach im-bediment!
Tag: scary
Cool Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack
Monsters are universal. And so are Universal Monsters. But aren’t we all just monsters of the universe? Whoa! Sometimes I get so deep that I even impress myself. This Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack is a great set. You get four soft enamel pins with black nickel, silver, copper and gold die-cast finishes. The set includes Wolfman, Franky and his bride, and the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set – Day of the Bed
Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep on a bed of skulls? Wonder no more. This Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set is creepy and colorful. The designs are printed onto 100% microfiber polyester fabric. It’s available in king, queen and full sizes. Day of the dead? More like Day of the bed. Am I right? That is some awesome bedding with some awesome skulls all over.
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set
Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.