These Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves are so sexy I wouldn’t mind being seduced into a good old-fashioned neck biting. These extra long gloves are made of black high-quality elastic lace and finished with rubber-lace. Actually, I might be safe if a lady vampire is wearing these, cuz they don’t wanna get blood on their gloves. So I’m safe until they want to “change into something more comfortable.”
Tag: scary
Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts
Deviant Desserts has all kinds of delicious un-appetizers. They specialize in making custom cakes and chocolates that may make you gag before you can eat them. Cockroach cakes, brain cakes, eyeballs, skulls and much more. These treats are perfect for Halloween or even every day if you live in a haunted house or just like messed up food. I’m not judging. Those white chocolate skulls look delicious. Check them out for stuff that is way more unappetizing.
Nasty – Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch
What a lovely brooch- HOLY HELL! THAT THING HAS TEETH AND A GEE SIMMONS TONGUE! Yeah, pretty much. This Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch has bite! Look at those fangs. Fangs for the nightmares! Fangs a lot!
Crazy Custom Horror Movie VHS Tapes
There’s just something about old VHS tapes. If you grew up with them you have a certain nostalgia for them. But I don’t remember my old horror VHS tapes ever coming to life like this. Etsy shop ReadfulThings sells one-of-a-kind VHS and Betamax sculptures that turn classic horror tapes into nightmarish works of art. They are each themed after the movie on the tape. Look at these things, no wonder VHS is dead. These things are scary AF.
Cosmo Sock Alien Plush
Awww. Look how cute the Cosmo Sock Alien Plush is. So adorable. Look at those hearts on their bodies. Hearts mean love. So when they forage around your fecal fortress with their special probes, they’re just loving on you. Hmmm. I guess that applies to some humans too. Don’t be fooled by these cute plushies. Aliens are dangerous! Never forget! I don’t even wear clean underwear anymore or wipe myself, cuz if they come for me, they’re gonna find a nasty surprise! Surprise alien mofos! Either clean me up or toss me back! Preferably both.