This Mini Skull Knobs Set is perfect for anyone who loves morbid decor. They will turn your cabinets, drawers, and other things into a frightfest. They will turn your home into a house of horrors. A mausoleum of mayhem. A mansion of the macabre. You get the idea. There’s nothing cooler than grabbing a skull to open a cabinet. Except maybe finding another skull in that cabinet.
Tag: scary
Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia
The remains of a mysterious sea creature that looks like the Loch Ness Monster washed ashore on a beach in Georgia. See, they do exist! If it swims like a plesiosaur and dies like a plesiosaur, it’s a damn plesiosaur people! Check out a newscast about it below. They had to blur out some guts where the birds picked at it. I thought they were blocking out a big dino-Weiner at first.
It could also be a sea creature called ‘Altamaha’ that is said to lurk in the area. Loch Ness? This thing is more like a Loch Mess. Am I right?
Read more “Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia”
Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box
Welcome to my nightmare. What kind of nightmare? A Nightmare Before Christmas of course. It’s March biatch! Speaking of bad dreams, check out this Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box. Oooo la la. So Tim Burton! This cool accessory stands 16 inches tall, but it will stand much taller in your heart.
Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.
This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
Read more “Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll”
Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue
Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.
Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*