The A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game is dark, gothic and has a touch of evil. Okay, I’ll play. Each player plays a monster-hunting hero in the game, and that hero determines the player’s starting deck and grants a special ability. The heroes work together to defeat villains and monsters. You collectively lose the game if ten cards land in the shadows during play. Or if I flip the table cuz I’m losing.
Tag: scary
Alien Xenomorph Blood Splattered 8-Bit Pop! Vinyl Figure
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
Alien Mother Statue From An Alien Mother Ship
She is beauty, she is grace, she’s here to abduct your face. This Alien Mother Statue may make you question your religion. Like, why are you praying to this thing? Don’t you know that they abduct people and play air hockey in your bunghole? Apparently, that’s science where they come from. She has light pink glitter in her hair and she’s praying. Praying that she finds a new victim tonight.
Tomb Decor – Rings Of Human Skulls Mirror
If you’ve ever wanted to see your face surrounded by small human skulls, this Rings Of Human Skulls Mirror belongs in your home. I like it cuz it looks like they’re all smiling at my good looks. Except for that one guy. He ain’t buying it at all. Just doesn’t give a f**k! I hate that guy. There’s always one in every mirror.
Freaky Phrenology Head Brooches
Get yer head screwed on right with these cool Phrenology Head Brooches. Get your head in the game. Be the head honcho. Play some head games. You can consult your brooch whenever you need to know what part of the head controls what. Make your headway with your life. You know what I’m saying? Now I gotta head on outta here. Later peeps.