Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
Tag: scary
Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set
Monsters are universal man! There’s monsters all over the universe, but we gots to worry bout the monsters here in our own backyard. Down with the monsters! Kill them all! But also collect them all, cuz you know, they’re scary, but cool too. The figures in this Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set are super detailed full size figures. All in black and white just like the original movies.
Dracula. Check. Wolfman. Check. Mummy. Check. Creature from the Black Lagoon. Check. The only thing missing is them being in your home. Check out this set too.
Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener
This Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubblegum. Not really. That’s why he smells like bubble gum. Cuz his beak is full of it. When you’re treating peeps for the black death, you want your breath to smell fruity and fresh. This bad boy even glows in the dark.
Plague Doctor Magnet
Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.
Flaming Bat Heads – Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set
I’ve never thought of setting the head of a bat on fire to set some mood lighting, but why the hell not? This Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set gives you the waxy bat heads you need to get some light up in your belfry. You can choose from a larger or smaller base. *rings the bell for my servant* “Night approaches. Also I forgot to pay the electric bill. Do light the bat heads Jeeves.”