The world has known many mythical terrors: Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Miley Cyrus, and of course El Chupacabra. Some say this creature is a government experiment gone wrong. Others speculate that aliens dropped him off on our planet. Personally, I think a stray dog got some bad Taco Bell and instead of getting the three-alarm intestinal fire/three rolls of Charmin runs, like the rest of us, it got horribly mutated instead. What the hell do they put in that stuff?
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General Custer’s Head In A Box
General George Armstrong Custer. Or as I like to call him, Ol’ Indian Pin-Cushion Custer. Or Ol’ Porcupine Custer. Back in those days when you saw a white man, you either called him a honky mofo and filled him full of arrows or you lost your land and ended up the last of your line to never be in the casino business. Well, here’s his head. In a box.
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