This 6 Foot Tall Two-Headed Mummy is awesome if you like to watch two mummies argue all day long. I want Starbucks! I don’t want Starbucks! Let’s go this way! No, let’s go this way! I hate you! No, I hate you. *They start scratching each other’s face with their nasty mummy fingernails and pulling each other’s hair* They remind me of my ex-wife’s two personalities.
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Two Headed Calf
The trouble with a two headed calf is that you never know what they are trying to say. They say every MOO twice.
MOO-MOO.
What? What is it girl? You complimenting me on my outfit? Yes it is a nice moo-moo. Just something I wear around the house.
It’s a cute calf, but I’m not sure I like it. I think she’s two-faced.
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Life-Size Needle Felted Two Headed Hatchling Faux Taxidermy
Ah, the miracle of life. Make that mutation. This Life-Size Needle Felted Two Headed Hatchling should serve all of your felted fowl decorative needs. Basically what we are talking about here is a felted bird fetus. With two heads. Big deal. I create these things all the time when I microwave my Easter Peeps.
Although mine don’t look like they fell out of an egg while doing the nasty. I know they’re conjoined and all, but that big guy in back looks like he is really going to town on that other one. What can a small head do, but lay there and take it? Poor guy. It’ll be over soon. Then big head will just do it again. And again. For your whole felted life. Nature can be so cruel.
Bizarre Two Headed Mummy
This monstrosity looks like every annoying teen duo that you have ever seen at the mall, just gabbing away at each other’s faces like sugar-fueled little rottweilers barking things like “OMG”, “I know, right!”, “That was so totes brill Bethany!”, and other stupid things at each other. These terror twins just have more rotted skin and yet are less emaciated than the mall rat variety. They are also much smarter and less likely to get hit by a bus while checking a text, saying, “OMG guys! It’s from Brad!”
These two are BFFs, literally. Connected for all time. They look just as shallow as mall vermin, but they won’t run their gobs non-stop at you. It only looks like they are talking each other’s decaying heads off. Only $625 on Ebay.
One more shot below.
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Two Headed Chupacabra
The world has known many mythical terrors: Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Miley Cyrus, and of course El Chupacabra. Some say this creature is a government experiment gone wrong. Others speculate that aliens dropped him off on our planet. Personally, I think a stray dog got some bad Taco Bell and instead of getting the three-alarm intestinal fire/three rolls of Charmin runs, like the rest of us, it got horribly mutated instead. What the hell do they put in that stuff?
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