Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!
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Feel The Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror
This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes
Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.
Glass Skull Beer Mug – For Skeleton Brew
Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.
Creepy Red and Blue Skull Mason Jar Mugs
These Skull Mason Jar Mugs are awesome. You get a red and a blue one with a straw. You can use whichever one feels right. Today is a blue skull kind of day, so I’m using the blue skull mug, tomorrow is a red skull kind of day. After that? well, admittedly I’m screwed after that cuz they only give you the two colors. Which look badass by the way. I think I’m gonna need some ice cubes that look like eyeballs. That is gonna look so awesome.