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Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set

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Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set
This Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set will have you out of your skull. Just make sure you get back in it real quick so someone else doesn’t jump in there, cuz that’s some bad skullduggery as well as some bad juju with a double serving of the heebie-jeebies. Hey, let me back in!

It’s a skull vessel filled with skull pens. Wearing coats. Where do they even get coats that long and thin? The dead and tall men’s shop? Those are some fashionable corpses right there. I bet when things get crowded in there they start rolling around against the rim and punching each other. That’s why they all look so shocked.
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Leather Skull Handbag

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Leather Skull Handbag
Grab this Leather Skull Handbag and get ready for a night on the town. The zipper on top is a nice touch, so you can give it a lobotomy every time you unzip it to get your lipstick. No one is gonna mess with a babe who carries a leather skull purse around. It’s got the three G’s ladies. It’s Girly, Goth and looks like the Gimp. In other words, it looks like somebody dug up a corpse who died while practicing bondage. In this case, practice did not make perfect.

Skull Bottle Chandelier

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Skull Bottle ChandelierHey guys, if I ever want to turn the light on and trip balls, remind me of this Skull Bottle Chandelier. Deal? Cool. It’s the Grim Reaper’s disco ball. He’s doing the disco duck and he don’t give a… cluck! It’s like the supreme counsel of the universe just teleported in for a visit and said, bodies? Where we’re going we don’t need bodies! Just bring your head and enjoy the ride. The supreme leader of intergalactic buttholes has his skull projected on the ceiling. Yes my master! What is thy bidding?

Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace

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Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace
A Facehugger will hug your face until you are dead, then when your face decomposes to nothing but a skull, this octopus will come along and hug it. Maybe even make sweet love to it. I ain’t judging. What you see above is the sweet afterglow of an afternoon delight. Hey, it has eight tentacles to love you with and it will love you long time. This Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace captures that beautiful, vulnerable moment.

Carved Bone Skull Ring

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Carved Bone Skull Ring
This Carved Bone Skull Ring is hand carved. Put it on your own bone and rub it for luck. Sorry, that sounded dirty. I meant your knuckle bone. The folks who made this have some serious skull-skill. Bone Appetit people. Sorry, I pronounced that bone-a-pi-tit and that also sounded dirty. I know, I’m a bad boy. No need to skull-ed me!