This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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Papa Chongo is a cool ass name. This Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture is a cool ass sculpture. Papa Chongo in da house. Your house. Maybe my house.
I met Papa Chongo while exploring in the Congo.
He had himself two skulls that he played like bongos.
The man also liked his Chimi-chongos.
Liked to watch himself some Cheech and Chongo.
While fiddling with his dong-o.
Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.
These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.
Check out these Custom Skull Sneakers. Kicks that are sick! They have 3D skulls on them. What is going on over at Nike?
Nike worker: I’ll just put a little LSD in the water.
Nike designer: Oh man, I have so many ideas. Talk me down man, Talk me down. Skulls. It’s all about the skulls. We can use a special gel so the shoes will burn and flame and be on fire all of the time. We’ll call them Ghost Riders. How about a design that drips paint down these sneakers all day long? Kind of like the world before me that makes me want to claw my eyes out. The monkey in my head won’t let me be! Maybe just put the skulls on for now.
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This Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage is the perfect rustic accessory to decorate your macabre mansion. Just hang it up anywhere. Reminds me of that time I got my head stuck in a metal stair railing. If the paramedics had left me, this is what I would have looked like. That’s what happens. You get stuck somewhere and you become a decoration. Like this poor guy. He probably just stuck his head in there cuz he saw a gummi bear or something. Now he’s Gothic Chic. Yeah, just snap his neck off and sell him on Etsy.