Do you like popping zits? Do you enjoy watching the pus ooze everywhere like a worm? Of course you do, cuz the human race is gross. If you can’t get enough zit popping action the Pop It Pal will be your new favorite toy. This thing comes in two skin tones to suit your preferences and the pus worms ooze out just like the real thing. You can buy pus refills and everything. I’m so done with you humanity. Now excuse me while I pop my own pimples that God (and greasy foods) gave me.
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I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt – Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
Gothic Lighting – Black Raven Skull Candles
Light up your room with some bird heads! These Black Raven Skull Candles say nevermore to the darkness. Whether you are a gypsy, a witch, or just someone who likes gothic decor (Don’t we all?) you are going to love these candles. There’s nothing quite like watching a flame in a bird’s head to set the mood, romantic or otherwise.
H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal
That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.
Detailed Freddy Krueger Handmade Bust
Check out this Freddy Krueger Handmade Bust. Looks like somebody finally beat Freddy and cut off his arms and he’s screaming, “Where’s my arms biatch?” That’s okay. He doesn’t need arms to invade your dreams. I think I’m gonna put this on my shelf and give him some weird arms. Maybe Hulk Hogan arms. Or giant Hulk arms with one hand crushing a beer.