Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder

Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder
This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is going to give people nightmares this Halloween. It might scare everyone away from that candy, so you can have more for yourself. Freddy is offering candy from the grave after all. Is it real? Are you asleep?No one will have any idea. It measures about 22-inches long x 13-inches wide x 9-inches tall. Still want some candy?

Badass Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets

Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets
Do we really need nature’s long land rats outfitted with the wings of nature’s flying rats? I’m not qualified to answer that. But that time has come. These Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets will give ferrets the ability to fly or at least look bad-ass instead of looking like furry snakes with legs. Enjoy your new flying ferrets people.

Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera

Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera
Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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This Hand Skeleton Ring Has Quite A Grip

Hand Skeleton Ring
This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.

Rice Krispie Brains Treats – Delicious

Rice Krispie Brains Treats - Delicious
Brain food! Yay! These Rice Krispie Brains Treats look delicious. Snap, crackle, pop that brain in my mouth. Mmmmmm tasty neurons. If I crave these brains does that make me a zombie. I don’t even care. I just need more. Etsy seller CrazyBrainChocolate sells all kinds of different versions of edible brains. Some have PB and J inside, some rice krispies, chocolate, three musketeers. These people fill brains with everything. I guess that makes them like teachers and this is why I salute teachers. They always provide the best snacks. Over 5 thousand brains sold and counting!