This Custom Skeleton Waistcoat– Wait, isn’t that a vest? What’s a waistcoat? A coat just for your waist? Something toxic waste disposal guys wear? That thing the guys on the waste disposal truck wear? It’s a vest and that’s that. A cool vest with skeletons on it. It’s what any biker would wear to a formal function to dine of hors’ devours and down some Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Classy and Sassy Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt
It takes a real man to carry off this Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt. Then again it only takes a small Bigfoot to carry off a man so… There ya go. Wear this proudly and display Sasquatch to anyone who wants a sighting. Bigfoot is just walking through the trees minding his own bidness, maybe stopping to take a poo and smell a flower. He just wants to be left alone so he can admire nature. And take the occasional poo. Scratch his Sasquatch sack while leaning on a tree. It’s want we all want really.
Skeleton Hand Food Picks For Creepy Cupcakes
These Skeleton Hand Food Picks are perfect for Halloween. Put them in some cupcakes so you can give each one a high five before you eat it. Maybe give it a little arm wrestling action. That’s what I would do, but I like to play with my food. These picks make food just a tad creepier. Obviously that’s okay with us.
Weird Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers
Door stoppers? More like heart stoppers. Am I right guys? High Five. No? Okay whatevs. Of course, I’ve always been a butt man. That’s not just the name I use to stop crime in my neighborhood. It’s also a preference. These Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers are gonna look awesome in my house. And since I usually kick my door stoppers into place under the door, this is gonna be extra fun. I can’t wait to kick those beach babe butts right in the bikini bottom. Get in there and stop my door you lazy beach bum!
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards – Deal Of The Dead
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.