I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.
Tag: strange
Let’s Rock – Cute Black Lodge Twin Peaks Skirt
That show you like is going to come back in style. Let’s rock! This Cute Twin Peaks Skirt has the pattern from the floor of the black lodge. You ladies are going to look super sexy in this skirt. Like Dale Cooper, I also like to visit the black lodge, so maybe you can let me in and we can have a good time. It’s cool, I brought my own doppelganger. That guy looks nothing like you. He’s just wearing a paper mask of your face. Yeah, unlike David Lynch I had some budgetary constraints.
Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Lawn Statue
Looks like we have some gnome-napping action happening here. I’ve seen this before. They are gonna tie that garden gnome up in some dark basement and demand a ransom from some old lady in a moo-moo whose life isn’t complete with her garden gnome. Gargoyles and gnomes are natural enemies, despite the fact that one sticks to the garden and the other perches on roof corners. Man, I hope the lady pays the ransom and they don’t off that gnome as an example. Bigfoot also likes to kidnap gnomes.
Cool Bram Stoker’s Dracula Pop-Up Book
Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth
Never want to go near your fridge again? Stick this Nightmare Monster Magnet on it and you will starve to death rather than go anywhere near it. This guy is all teeth and pincers. I hear he’s wanted for questioning about a murder, but it’s clear that he’s been framed. Ha ha ha. Like a spastic egg, I crack myself up.