I can vouch for the authenticity of this Zombie Attack Cereal Bowl. Looks authentic. I know cuz last week I was sitting down to enjoy some Lucky Charms when a zombie attacked me and sent Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes and Clovers flying all over the place. I bashed it’s head and killed it with nothing but my spoon. This is what my bowl looked like after. Otherwise, I never would have known that my bowl had a fleshy center.
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Coffin Cork Board
Use this Coffin Cork Board to display the stuff you want to show off and let your stuff rest in peace. Obituaries. That’s what you want to display in this thing. Duh! That or dead bugs if you are one of those nerdy/creepy dead bug collector types. Which I’m not. I mean, they do tend to collect on the floor, in the corner, on my bed… But that’s only cuz I’m lazy and don’t clean. Like ever. God, I’m disgusting!
Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring
This Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring is a doll head made into a ring. I think Eric Clapton said it best:
Lay down Sally,
Gonna drill right through your head.
Don’t you think you want someone to wear you?
Pretty sure he said that. I bet he’s saying that now. I heard he reads this blog and sings songs about all of the creepy cool stuff I show you. You Eric, how about some concert tickets. I don’t want to go. Just wanna scalp them like this doll head.
Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue
Check out this Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue. If that’s what Santa looks like, I’m signing up as an elf and making toys all year long. And staring at boobs. Gonna do lots of staring at boobs. And accidentally brushing up against them when I show her my toys. Va va voom! Know what I’m saying? I’m so on the naughty list. You better spank me Mistress Santa. It’s what I deserve.
Copper Bat Pendant Necklace
Feeling Batty? Me too. Check out this cool Copper Bat Pendant Necklace. It’s friggin’ awesome. Bat-tastic. Bat-mazing. I just want to stare at it all day, but then I would be accused of staring at your breasts. And you’d tell me, “Hey, my bats are up here.” So then I’d look up at the bats in your hair and realize you were Horror host Elvira. Then I’d look down at your breasts for real and get slapped. But I would regret nothing.