The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.
Tag: strange
Bat Wing Choker Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.
Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede
Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.
Disgusting Mutation Horror Pendant
Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.
Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets
Oh yeah! Look at them bad-ass skulls. These Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets are awesome. No bones about it. These here are some stylish skulls. The centerpiece is a copper skull with a braided leather cord. These come in black or dark brown with an adjustable sliding knot closure for a good fit. Is it cool if I wear these all up and down both arms Mad Max style? I’ll let you know how that goes.