This Autopsy Dress is going to murder the competition on the runway. It’s killer fashion. It’s made from flesh toned satin with real autopsy thread and y cut. There’s even a rubberized blood markings too. What are the odds that someone buys this and gets buried in it? That may be taking things a bit too far. What do you think? It’s part of the new fall Coroner Fashion line 6 feet under collection.
Tag: strange
This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.
X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote – I Want To Believe
Investigating paranormal stuff every day is hard work. Better pack a lunch. Use this X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote. It looks just like an evidence bag that Mulder or Scully would use to keep their evidence in. Oh looky here, what do I have for lunch today? Let me just open the bag. Is it a poop sample from a mutant moth man? A petri dish full of black slime? It’s always a crapshoot with this bag. Sometimes actual monster crap.
Chicken Harness Is A Thing That Exists
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
Black Death Scented Candle – Smell The Plague
Relive the horrors of the plague with this Black Death Scented Candle. I’m not really sure what that smells like, but it’s gotta be an improvement to my bathroom after I take a massive, so I’m sold. Wait a minute. It says that the fragrance is Autumn Leaves. That doesn’t sound like black death to me. I’ll just stick with the plague that I know in my bathroom. Clearly I need a plague doctor.