You can’t buy this View-Master in the store! This Scream Queens custom view-master comes with a reel of retro horror photography. It features Glass Olive, Mosh, Anastasia Arteyeva, Victoria Elle and Briana Robertson. Glass Olive? I think I choked on one of them once. This View-Master is a scream. This set makes a very cool gift for anyone who likes to look at pretty girls on a viewing device in the privacy of their own home. Okay, it’s me. Big surprise.
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Creepy Funny Horror Fashion Photos
Etsy seller MadrigalleryDotCom may be a serial killer. Call it a hunch. Either that or they are making their own version of American Horror story. They sell all kinds of photos/nightmare fuel. These are just a few examples. Thanks internet. Yet again, there’s no way I’m sleeping tonight.
You got your weird-ass glittery demon in red who just washed her hair, a weird-ass demon with a chocolate chip cookie and many more. I can identify with the cookie one. I’m a demon for cookies too.
Pro tip: If you have company that you want gone, buy these and put them in every room. Act like they are normal. Better yet, dress to match them.
Can you imagine the photo shoot? Work it. Work it girl. Turn to the left. Give me more horn. Love that attitude. Hold the cookie! The cookie is everything! More teeth!
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Garbage Pail Kids As Adults
Damn. Garbage Pail Kids is real peeps! My wife is all like, “Yeah I know. I’m living with one.” And I’m all like, atom bomb exploding from the head. St. Louis-based photographer Brandon Voges and digital imaging artist Jordan Gaunce worked together to create these real life GPK. I mean they could have just sent a photographer to my house, but whatevs.
These are the Garbage Pail Kids as adults, thirty years later. Pretty cool. GPK. It’s a lifestyle baby! You just can’t stick me on the fridge.
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YouTube Photo Prop
Hot damn! This YouTube photo prop turns real life into a YouTube video. It’s also perfect for those folks who are still on dial-up. I’m looking at you Kentucky. Some folks will just never know the joy of a YouTube video.
I’m gonna use this to re-enact my favorite youtube videos in real life. Maybe make my cat put on a show. Stay in the frame Fluffy! Take two! I’m not feeling your grumpiness. Maybe if I take your wet food away for like a week you’ll be able to channel your inner grumpiness. Oh Jesus, can we get a cleanup here? Some of these divas think the whole world is their litterbox! We’re breaking for lunch. If I see any wet lunch anywhere on set, I’m throwing out laser toys and catnip!
Satanic Rites of Gumby and Other Twisted Gumby Art Prints
I always knew Gumby was into some bad stuff. He is an evil little clay turd. Here’s the proof. Behold, as Gumby is exposed for what he is. Here he is doing some weird Satanic ritual stuff. I’m not surprised that Pokey isn’t involved. God only knows what sick stuff he did to that little pony. I think they aim to summon clay Satan himself. You know, Clayton. The dark lord of clay.
This print is the work of Etsy seller ActFigPhotog. Click through for Gumby in the Manchurian Candidate and World War Z too.
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