These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!
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I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater
I know what you’re thinking. I want to believe, but I just haven’t been butt-probed yet. Fair enough. If that’s the case, this I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect sweater for you this holiday season. It tells people where you stand on the whole alien proctology issue.
I hear ya. Isn’t it a little early for Christmas? Maybe. But how do you know I’m not late for last Christmas?
Alien Autopsy Game
Alien Autopsy Game. It’s the fun game of poking and prodding an alien lifeform, just like they’ve been doing to you forever. Stick stuff in, wiggle it around. Make them scream and cry. These b**tards deserve it. The box says, “One wrong move and it’s scream will send you running.” One wrong move might also prevent this intergalactic jerkwad from reproducing if you know what I mean! I think you do! It’s the wacky game of alien operation!
First players watch from their own human made UFO, flying high above the alien homeworld. When the alien goes to sleep, just zip right down, beam some light into it’s room and abduct that sucker! Then in your human lab aboard the ship, conduct experiments and operate on that bug-eyed freak! When it’s pain no longer amuses you and makes you giggle like a lunatic, release it back into the wild. But don’t forget to mind-wipe it first!
What do you think little Bobby?
I want to believe, but I need to operate again to be sure!
What about you little Suzie?
I stuck an implant in it’s fat head and spit in it’s spleen!
That’s the spirit kids! Alien Autopsy! Creepbay approved!
Creepy Glowing Alien Visitor Pendant
This Alien Visitor Pendant reminds me of those alien lizards from “V” who pretended to be human with fake skin and stuff. It’s cool, we unmasked them on live TV and exposed them. Go take somebody else’s water and use other humans for food you crazy space geckos. Is it just me or does this guy look pissed off? He’s pretty butt-hurt, which is funny considering all the probing they do to humans. It’s about time you got some of your own.
Also, check out how cool this thing looks when it glows. He’s revealing his natural green color. Of course I guess that could be the afterglow from alien sex.
UFO’s in flight…Afternoon delight!
Unless he’s just green with envy, cuz everybody else is gettin’ some. I feel ya dog. Fist bump me. Sorry, forgot you were just a head. *Hits a knuckle to your forehead.* Intergalactic women. Who needs em? Alien bros before hos am I right? Oh, stop being grumpy. See, this is why the ladies don’t dig ya.
UFO Alien Bolero Jacket
I’m gonna get me this UFO and Alien Head jacket so that the next time E.T. lands, I get to be ambassador for the entire human race. They won’t even question it. The jacket says that I am that guy! Once we have some negotiations and I get set up with my own small island, I will be the one to decide who gets probed and who doesn’t!
Everybody who picked on me in high school better look the f**k out! Those guys that made fun of me at the comic shop last week too. 1)That issue of My Little Pony IS canon and 2)It’s not just for girls and 3)You have missing time and are butt-sore.
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