Hang these Dimensional Portals With Tentacles from Etsy seller Shaunography on your wall so you can distract yourself from the real tentacle-filled portals opening up behind you. Seems like a good idea to me. Just put them all around your house so it looks like a massive attack from another dimension. That way if a real portal does open up, it will close again, cuz they will think their tentacled buddies have your place taken care of.
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H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box
So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.
Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant
Whoa! Far out man! This Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant is hippy, trippy and drippy. Okay, I had trouble rhyming that last part, but it is dripping with awesome. That’s so tenta-cool! Blown glass? More like blown mind. *Makes explodey noise* I’m pretty sure this is the kind of pendant that gives you magical powers when you wear it. Maybe my hands will grow suckers and I’ll be able to shoot ink. Pew pew pew! Not gonna fight bad guys though. I think we all know why. Cuz I’m too big of an octo-puss! Maybe I can stop the great octo invasion.
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Horrifying Devil Moth Terrifies the Internet
This devil moth has been all over the internet lately. It has the normal body of a moth, but also features several hairy tentacles that pulsate and make people scream. It is actually known as a Creatonotos gangis. AKA “F this shizz, I’m outta here.” This is what is starring in my nightmares tonight, with a special guest appearance from “Poop, evacuating from my butt.”
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