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Toss Your Salad With These Skeleton Arm Tongs

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Toss Your Salad With These Skeleton Arm Tongs
Ever wonder what it would be like if a skeleton served you some salad and tossed it by hand? I mean by bone? Find out with these Skeleton Arm Tongs. Man, I already toss my salad all night long, but with these things? I’m going be all over my salad and tossing it into the wee hours. Cuz then ya gotta stop to wee. Even the best of us can’t keep it going forever.

Anywho, these salad tongs will impress your guests. You’ll say, “Mmmmmm. tastes like an actual skeleton rose from the grave and served it up.”

Thanks for the tip Corey. Corey follows us on Facebook so he never misses any of the weirdness. Be like Corey and be fulfilled in life.

Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs

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Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs
Scare up some food in this Skeleton Apron. Make spare ribs even. That’s a little skeleton humor. I’ll make anything but tenderloin. I got too close to the grill one time and burnt my weiner. So my loin is real tender. Once is enough for me. Anyway, let’s face it, you aren’t a real chef until you are cooking in a bone apron. I would suggest wearing it with this awesome turkey mask. This apron is a skele-ton of fun. Bone appetite and bone swa my bone ami.

Follow us on Facebook and I’ll grill you a burger in this thing.

Meat and Potatoes Necklace – Dinner Is Served

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Meat and Potatoes Necklace - Dinner Is Served
I’m a meat and potatoes kind of guy, so basically I would be wearing dinner with this Meat and Potatoes Necklace around my neck. This here is a hungry man necklace! If I’m out and about and get hungry, Imma just rip off my necklace and have a snack. I wonder if I can get some broccoli with it. I’m trying to be healthier. And by healthier, I mean I have one less Snicker’s bar per day. Check out these meta socks too. Dress all in meat. That’s what I would do.

Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands

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Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands
Check out this Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands. What time is that? Lunch. Bring it! Dinner? I’m there. Hey, don’t you ever get tired of holding that clock? Those bony hands look like they could use a break. Here, let me take it for awhile. Ha ha. Tricked you! Now I’m the Grim Reaper. Now YOUR time has come. *Hits him over the head with the clock*

Now nobody dies. Sucker!

Ten years later: *Standing in a room full of people packed like sardines.* Sure is crowded in here since nobody has died in like ten years. *Guy next to me grunts as we all get pressed tighter together.* So basically I killed the Grim Reaper and we are all immortal and can’t move. I really f**ked up this time. Hey, stop jabbing me! Who’s touching my ass?

Bone Appetit – Skull Bowl

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Bone Appetit - Skull Bowl
Chips and dip? Cheese and crackers? M and M’s? Popcorn? Whatever you serve up in this Skull Bowl, it’s taking things to a very macabre level. Eat like the undertakers do. Oh c’mon you know they do freaky stuff like this all of the time. Cuz they play with dead bodies and stuff. Hey, can I get some chips and dip in a cracked skull? Chips and dip in a hip would be more appropriate. Cuz it rhymes. Poor guy whose skull that is. How could he let that happen to him? No brain. That’s how. I guess that makes whatever appetizer you have in it a no-brainer too. Celebrating the Super Bowl? Use a Skull Bowl.