Etsy’s very own PaytonPringleArt (I had no idea that Pringles were a medium outside of staining my fingers and shirt. And decorating my couch with crumbs.) makes Religious Alien Art that I’m pretty sure is illuminati and scientology sanctioned. It makes me question everything. Questions like: What the f**k does it mean? Are you saying that aliens are religion? Or that religion is a sham? And why am I still looking at this, when I need to feed my face? And what am I going to eat? So many questions. But the truth is out there. Soon it will be in my tummy.
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Sperm Earring Is A Thing That Actually Exists
Hey lady, you got some on your ear- Oh nevermind. I can’t tell if that Sperm Earring is wiggling around or not, but if it is, I hope it acts as a smart Q-Tip and at least gently swabs her ear canal. It is sperm though, so I guess it would be more like a wet willy and less like a Q-Tip. Really, a napkin could have avoided this whole look. It goes well with the sperm Christmas Ornament.
United States Of Horror Movies T-Shirt
This United States Of Horror Movies T-Shirt just goes to show you, no matter where you move, something horrible is going to attack you. Save up your money kids. This shirt shows the horror movies that take place in every state. I don’t know about you, but I’m moving out of the country. I’m sick of getting attacked by weirdos and psychos.
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Drink Up Ya Numbskull – Skull Goblets With Roses
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.
Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.
Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.
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