This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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Jesus Sweater
Happy birthday Jesus. I got you this Jesus Sweater. But you already knew that. Yeah, I know it’s a little early, but I wanted to get this out of the way so I can celebrate Christmas with Santa. Dude gives me all the cool presents. You know how it is. We cool? Aight! Catch ya on the flip side. No, don’t worry ’bout it. Ain’t no bother for the holy father.
*Lightning flashes down and I evaporate into a pile of ash.*
YouTube Photo Prop
Hot damn! This YouTube photo prop turns real life into a YouTube video. It’s also perfect for those folks who are still on dial-up. I’m looking at you Kentucky. Some folks will just never know the joy of a YouTube video.
I’m gonna use this to re-enact my favorite youtube videos in real life. Maybe make my cat put on a show. Stay in the frame Fluffy! Take two! I’m not feeling your grumpiness. Maybe if I take your wet food away for like a week you’ll be able to channel your inner grumpiness. Oh Jesus, can we get a cleanup here? Some of these divas think the whole world is their litterbox! We’re breaking for lunch. If I see any wet lunch anywhere on set, I’m throwing out laser toys and catnip!