Enjoy a pint full of terror thanks to these Icup Horror Pint Glasses. They have a Freddy Krueger slash glass, Texas Chainsaw Splatter glass, Leatherface closeup, Friday the 13th. Drink up today, for we may all be horrible slashed tomorrow, but at least we will definitely be hungover AF.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages
So a few mornings ago people in the Orange County area of California had their government mind programming and their TV programming interrupted by some emergency alert messages warning of an alien invasion and that the apocalypse was coming. Tell us something we don’t know.
One video of the broadcast was uploaded to YouTube and it has a terrified voice telling us:
“The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”
The audio was taken from an old Coast to Coast AM radio show. I say that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Wake up people and get woke so that you are awakened and awokened and aware!
via Gizmodo
Cute Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos
Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board – Call Him Now
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.
Hey Moth.
Hey girl!
How you doin’ boo?
I aight!
Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse
This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!