So hurricane Irma cakes are a thing now. These cakes are popping up all over Florida grocery stores. I’m guessing instead of nutrition facts, they just come with categories like real hurricanes.
Cat 1 – Mildly sweet.
Cat 2 – Devastatingly delicious
Cat 3 – May induce mild sugar coma
Cat 4 – Hello diabetes
Cat 5 – Evacuate. Your bowels. Immediately.
Seriously guys, it’s been a devastating hurricane season. Everybody stay safe, and I hope that if you have to hunker down, you do it with a hurricane cake.
So if you aren’t familiar with the whole “Youtubers are f**ked up and now creating creatures that will kill us all” situation that is unfolding, check out this video. Youtubers are trying to create a creature known as a homunculus. Some sort of smallish nasty humanoid creature. Why? For sh*ts and giggles apparently. First they take a chicken egg or other egg and a syringe of human sperm. Then they inject the sperm into the egg and wait. What happens next is usually terrifying, when it isn’t some hoax. I’m looking at you, guy that used a prawn and tried to fake us out.