This strange light formation was spotted over the Gulf of California on August 6, 2017. People freaked. Is it a UFO? A being of light? I have no idea. I’m gonna go with giant supernatural jellyfish using the moon to give us all a glimpse at his new one-man show titled “Look at me, I’m an angel.”
https://youtu.be/ubYyjraYtdk
It takes a real man to carry off this Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt. Then again it only takes a small Bigfoot to carry off a man so… There ya go. Wear this proudly and display Sasquatch to anyone who wants a sighting. Bigfoot is just walking through the trees minding his own bidness, maybe stopping to take a poo and smell a flower. He just wants to be left alone so he can admire nature. And take the occasional poo. Scratch his Sasquatch sack while leaning on a tree. It’s want we all want really.
These Skeleton Hand Food Picks are perfect for Halloween. Put them in some cupcakes so you can give each one a high five before you eat it. Maybe give it a little arm wrestling action. That’s what I would do, but I like to play with my food. These picks make food just a tad creepier. Obviously that’s okay with us.
Door stoppers? More like heart stoppers. Am I right guys? High Five. No? Okay whatevs. Of course, I’ve always been a butt man. That’s not just the name I use to stop crime in my neighborhood. It’s also a preference. These Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers are gonna look awesome in my house. And since I usually kick my door stoppers into place under the door, this is gonna be extra fun. I can’t wait to kick those beach babe butts right in the bikini bottom. Get in there and stop my door you lazy beach bum!
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.