These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
That’s Dino-Sexy! – Dinosaur Bone Bra
Excuse me miss, I couldn’t help but notice your Dinosaur Bone Bra. I happen to be an archeologist and I wondered if I might dig in your field so to speak, in hopes of unearthing proof of the elusive Boob-asaurus Rex. *Smack* A simple No would have sufficed ma’am. No matter, the Jurassic period isn’t my favorite anyway. *Smack* Well, looks like I found a TYRANT-asaurus! *Smack* I’ll leave now cuz I’m sick of getting smacked. But science has suffered several terrible smacks this day.
Awesome Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs
Oh man, these Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs are awesome. They are sure to make your tropical themed festivities much more frightful. You can choose from : Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Mummy. They are dishwasher and microwave safe, but not safe from my thirst. I’m drinking with Dracula, having a mimosa with the Mummy, and just filling the rest with beer so I can get my drink on. These are going to be your favorite mugs for any and every drink.
Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy
What the hell is that? Get it away! Kill it with fire! Wanna scare the bejesus out of someone? Mess with them using this Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy. That’s what I did. I’m responsible for like 3 heart attacks, 2 fainting spells, some dude reaching for a pill in his pocket and 1 case of bowel evacuation, although to be fair, she did have tacos that day. This thing is too much fun. For the one controlling it. Other people? Not so much.
Adorably Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains
Check out these Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains. Catch a crazy cryptid inside a cryptic crypt with a crying cryptkeeper craving cranberries. I have no idea where that came from. Just felt right so I went with it. These are some seriously cool cryptid keychains though. The seller has them as a set of 6, but you can also buy them individually.
You get El Chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Werewolf and Jackalope.