This is some footage of Bigfoot supposedly captured by a drone. I’m not convinced. For one thing, Bigfoots have huge wangs and they don’t wear pants. Since I don’t see anything swinging around, I’m thinking this is a smallfoot at the very least, cuz small feet equals small junk. Plus, this video is presented by someone who sells drones. Which they remind you of a few times before moving on to other non-drone Bigfoot footage. Still no big swinging wangs. Call me skeptical. Pro tip: Always look for the Bigfoot wang.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Black Gothic Raven Bracelet – Nevermore
This Gothic Raven Bracelet is pretty awesome and pretty adorbs. You know what they say, slap a raven on your wrist if you want to be taken seriously. Get your Goth on raven style. I wonder if this deflects bullets cuz I want to be a superhero named Dr. Raven, who deflects bullets with my raven bracelets and uses my beak for only good. Also I want a cape of feathers. I would yell CAW at my enemies and also bring them shiny objects, which is weird, but whatevs, it’s what ravens do.
Creepy Red and Blue Skull Mason Jar Mugs
These Skull Mason Jar Mugs are awesome. You get a red and a blue one with a straw. You can use whichever one feels right. Today is a blue skull kind of day, so I’m using the blue skull mug, tomorrow is a red skull kind of day. After that? well, admittedly I’m screwed after that cuz they only give you the two colors. Which look badass by the way. I think I’m gonna need some ice cubes that look like eyeballs. That is gonna look so awesome.
Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll
What the Lynch!!!! I don’t remember Laura Palmer looking like that. I remember an all-American girl. This looks like an all-American ghoul. This Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll comes with some little accessories like a Jumping man toy, and a picture of Laura, which may be a diary. I guess I have to buy it cuz she did say that I would see her again in 25 years. The jumping man really creeps me out with his long nose and jumping skills. Anyone else hungry for some creamed corn?
Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip
Etsy seller SugarySkullsBoutique sells this cool Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip. They have several styles and are pretty adorable. They are gonna look sexy in your hair sistah! They remind me of that time I picked some mushrooms and saw skulls in flowers everywhere. Which is odd, because I was in a grocery store, not a garden. Also odd, because the mushrooms in the vegetable aisle should not make you trip. The Nyquil I had taken in the car should have made me trip. Weird huh?
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