How do fortune tellers tell time? They don’t tell time, they tell fortunes. Which is probably why they use stuff like this Fortune Teller Skull Hourglass to tell the time instead of watches. Hey Fortune Teller. Tell my fortune to get here quick, cuz I’m sick of waiting to get rich. Come to think of it, every time I pay you I lose a bit of my fortune. Good day madame. I said good day. That’s the last time I visit a fortune telling squirrel.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant
Wear this Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant cuz it looks badass. That’s the only reason really. Dude looks like he got shot in the head and is still going strong. He’s also missing an eye. He has had a very bad day. He’s got a spider on his head too. You are going to look creepy and cool wearing this. Check out the cat skull brooch too.
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Classic Horror Stories Secret Mini Bar
Why do you always get drunk in the library? Shhhhhhhh. I read liqour-ra-ture. Like this Classic Horror Stories Secret Mini Bar. Don’t tells anybody. Let me go up to the bartender and shows you how is done. *Stumbles up to the librarian. Goes to sit down and falls due to lack of barstool. Rights myself. Touches my nose knowingly.*
I’ll take five fingers of Lovecraft on the rock-is. Get one of the shelf for you-self too pretty lady. What do ya mean, I’m cut off. I appear to be in one piece madam. Now my book if you will. I will say when I had enuf. *She hands me a copy of Tom Sawyer. I open it.* There’s milk in dis one. Why you cut a brother off- *snores and falls.*
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Women’s Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top
This Women’s Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top shows your skull to everyone behind ya. Baby got back! Skull back that is. It is a stylish top with playful and dark design. I find that that skull pattern really accentuates the butt. In other words, you are gonna look fine from the behind. That’s a compliment, not just me being a jerk. Although, I do wish that cut-out was in the front. See, that’s me being a jerk right there. Wear this with some Skull Leggings.
Miniature Mummy in a Coffin Decoration
I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.