Author: Artemis Winterford

Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With Background Music)

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Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With Background Music)
Yeah, this game doesn’t seem weird at all. This won’t scar kids for life. This Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With background music) teaches kids about the body and organ`s. Also teaches them that the world is gross. Here’s how you play: each person picks an organ card and puts the organ back into body. If it fits in the body, then turn to the next player, if it is wrong organ, lookout, the body starts trembling and you likely have a malpractice suit coming. All the organs fly out. Damn!

Here is an actual quote from the item page:

With sound and voice, horrible music creat a nervous atmosphere.

Now I’m sold. Though I’m not sure what creat means. It has music and body parts flying everywhere. Who wants to play with me? This goes well with these anatomical pint glasses. Have a drink while organs are flying.

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Cool Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses

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Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses
Bartender, serve me up a skull of the good stuff! These Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses are awesome. I’d like to see these guys crash through a wall like the Kool-Aid man, then say something Mexican. Maybe that’s just me. One has a mustache and one doesn’t so they may be man and wife. I have no idea. Kinda wanna smash ’em together and make ’em kiss, as they shatter into a million pieces. Maybe that’s just me again. Also check out these Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.

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Fear Scented Skull and Roses Soap – Lather Up

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Fear Scented Skull and Roses Soap
I made up the fear scented part, but this Skull and Roses Soap mixes hygiene with horror nicely. Just lather up and try not to scream, unless it’s because the water is too cold, then scream all you want. I was going to make a comment about rubbing this skull face all over your privates, but I’m more mature than that. I took the high road. It makes a great macabre decoration for your bathroom. Any time of the year, but especially during Halloween.

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Scary Peeper Alien Decoration – The Truth Is Out There

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Scary Peeper Alien Decoration
Attach this Scary Peeper Alien Decoration to any window and scare the bejesus out of your friends and family. He looks like he is communicating telepathically with his victim. Hell, I see his victim reflected in his eye. You see that? Some lucky dude is about to get a visit from the intergalactic proctologist. Good luck with that. Nothing that a little hemorrhoid cream and a cry in the corner can’t fix. This is even better than the Sasquatch Scary Peeper

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Cute Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal

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Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal
Awwww. Wook at the cute wittle Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal. You can take this out in the field and write about your adventures. For me that would be peeing in the woods. That’s about all the adventure I can take. Looking at nature, then peeing in it as God intended. It’s how the flowers grow. Your welcome. I’m like a beneficial fairie just flitting through the woods, creating life. Sometimes pooping. When nature calls, I answer. Glad to help out. Pro tip: Never wipe with leaves of three. If it has leaves of three, let it be. Trust my rashy bunghole on that one.