These Zombie Stompers – Zombie High Heel Shoes are great for stomping zombies. Obviously. They have a cool gradient green design and graveyard scene. I mean, that’s how they start out anyway, but after you stomp a few zombies in the head, they’re going to be all red and gooey. You are walking death to the undead. Or would you be un-death to the undead? I’m confused.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Universal Monsters Pen Holder
This adorable Universal Monsters Pen Holder is going to look great on my desk. It has cute versions of Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Bride and Count Dracula, who says, “I vant to hold your pens!” Although his accent makes it sound like he said penis, so bonus laughs for that. You can find him doing stand up on the Transylvania circuit. Sure, you could use it for your peen, I guess, but not recommended. You should never stick it in a box full of monsters. Sticks to pens and pencils.
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Womens Horror Characters Bifold Wallet
Represent all of the horror horror characters and monsters with this Women’s Horror Characters Bifold Wallet. Cuz there’s nothing more horrible than just shoving money in your pocket all day long. Actually, it’s the taking it out all day that’s horrible.
7 credit/debit card spots(each spot can fit more than one card)
one lined, zippered pocket for loose change
two pockets for cash or other items
then one larger “accordion” style pocket to put several coupons, stamps, cash, checkbook
secures shut with a cute snap!
Living Dead Dolls The Exorcist Regan Doll
I’m not sure, but I think this Living Dead Dolls The Exorcist Regan Doll may be slightly possessed. Call it a hunch. This creepy doll is sure to make heads spin. Look at that wild hair and those crazy eyes. The HELP ME inscription on her stomach is a nice touch. I scratched that on my stomach once, but that was cuz I was out of Doritos and toolazy to go shopping. This doll stands 10-inches tall, with real cloth clothing, rooted hair, and 5 points of articulation.
Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings
I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.