Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.
Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.
Oh yeah! Look at them bad-ass skulls. These Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets are awesome. No bones about it. These here are some stylish skulls. The centerpiece is a copper skull with a braided leather cord. These come in black or dark brown with an adjustable sliding knot closure for a good fit. Is it cool if I wear these all up and down both arms Mad Max style? I’ll let you know how that goes.
Bats! When you care enough to send the very best! These Bat Goth Cards are perfect for any occasion: Graduating mortician school, becoming head witch of your coven, celebrating a new line of black lipstick and more. There’s always an excuse to send bats! I’m hoping I get some in the mail today myself. Send me bats and you are a friend for life.
My skull is going all whirlybird over these cool creeptastic Bird Skull Rings. Remember a bird on the finger is worth two in the bush, but giving a guy the bird from within a bush is a safe way to flip someone off. But giving a lady the bird in a bush is often considered obscene, even if from within concealment. I’m going magpie for these rings. I’m crowing about ’em everywhere. I’m Raven. I’m paying for one with my card-in-all. Get it? Credit card, but like the bird? I crack myself up, but never pigeon-hole myself. That sounds dirty.