Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee tastes like what the scene smells like. Bigfoot BO and fishiness as two beasts battle. You get 8oz of whole bean coffee roasted to order, from family-owned farms, who are no doubt under siege daily from Bigfoot. He likes to steal coffee beans at night. It’s just what they do. Actually, these two beasts aren’t fighting. Bigfoot’s just doing some fishing.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Awesome Jersey Devil Sign
If you live in New Jersey, you’ll want this sign for your yard. Hell, even if you live in Wisconsin, you’ll love this Jersey Devil sign. He swims, flys, gallops… He’s a living dragon. And he was caught here. Alive!!! Honor the devil of Jersey with this cool sign in a prominent place. It’s probably the best thing about New Jersey. Sorry, Jersey.
Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App
This game is called Cat Explorer and you will be exploring cats alright. Exploring their insides, their muscles, organs, their guts, taking the skin off the cat. It’s supposed to be educational, but it is horrifying and funny. What kind of sick bastard would play this game? I have no idea, but I just bought two copies. Don’t judge me.
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Potato Head Skulls – Art That You Can Eat
So this guy makes skulls out of potatoes. Sometimes he fries them in oil after, sometimes he puts the potato head skulls in jars of vinegar and lemon to preserve them. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. I don’t like to eat anything that can look at me while I’m eating it.
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