As you know we love some good old-fashioned creep wear. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is soooo goth-chic. It’s got studs, (not me, the other kind of stud) a skull, and loads of style. It has a main zip compartment with zipper closure, 2 slip pockets, as well as 1 internal zipper pocket and 1 back zip pocket. It will easily hold a 9.7″ iPad, tablet, or a 10″ and under laptop. It also has plenty of pockets for your notebook/smartphone/wallet and more. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is roomy too. And I’ll say the same thing I said when I first saw Frankenstein’s face. Nice stitching bro. All I can say is you are gonna look great rocking this accessory. I mean you always look great. You know I think you are beautiful. This can only elevate your good looks and charm.
Category: Creep Wear
Victorian Brooch With Skull
Well, what do we have here? A Victorian Brooch With Skull. But who’s that lady? My my my, you wear it well. You make me want to bone… (up on my fashion). Is she a sexy fortune teller looking for her own fortune? One that comes in the form of a man who writes a certain blog? A stylish gypsy delivering important news that will save the world? A mystic who wants mystick? I’m sorry, that was inappropriate. But I think I’m in love. I have to get a hold of myself. No, not in that way. Get your head out of the gutter. *Slaps myself* That’s better. Let’s talk about that Victorian Brooch. This one-of-a-kind brooch is a statement piece that will get you noticed for sure. The artist calls it morning jewelry and I’m all like, you can’t wear it afternoon? Oh… Mourning. My condolences my lady. I couldn’t help but notice your exceptionally dramatic brooch with the cool skull in it. Now if I might brooch the subject of your place or mine… Can I interest you in this Gothic Raven Brooch? Well, thank you all the same, but I’m perfectly capable of slapping myself thank you very much.
Dracula Wallet – Bloody Cool
In the market for some Creep Wear? If you need a new wallet, I would suggest this Dracula Wallet. This cool wallet is made of vegan leather and features a very neat book-style design inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It is the perfect place to store your blood donor card. Which I always present to vampires, but they never seem to care. They just start sucking. It has 4 card slots, 1 clear window, and 2 full length pockets for cash. It is a pretty stylish wallet for both men and women. Also for both humans or vampires. Although I’m not sure what happens to this and your other belongings when you turn into a bat. At that point don’t the vampire hunters just take all of your stuff? How do you vampires even hang onto anything? Vampires must be one of the leading victims of identity theft. No wonder I never see you turn into bats these days.
It makes a great gift for vampire lovers. I dig that this Vampire Wallet actually looks like it could be the real book. Wear it proudly with this Vampire Heart Necklace. This is some stylish creature of the night bling we have here.
Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.
Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.
Human Face Baseball Cap – Put Your Game Face On
This Human Face Baseball Cap will let you put your game face on. Literally. Perfect for those of you who are two-faced, sh*t-faced, or tell bald-faced lies. You can blame it all on the extra face on your head. Take it to the ballpark so those behind you can be creeped out and wonder who you offed and how you sewed their face on your hat. Truly one of the most terrifying chapeaus I have ever seen. Probably because it is a chap. A chap’s face, at least. When you take this human face baseball cap off, it’s a face-off. During a double-header. Get it? Awesome piece of Creep Wear.
via Technabob