These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.
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Cool Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts
Looking for some cool horror movie clothing? Keep your shirt on, cuz I’m about to rock your world. These Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts from kittyvampdesigns are awesome and stylish. They have been altered and reconstructed for maximum coolness. They have all kinds to choose from. Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Frankenstein and many more. All of the cool kids are wearing these. Which is why I sit here in an old plain T-Shirt. I’ve never been cool.
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Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs
Scare up some food in this Skeleton Apron. Make spare ribs even. That’s a little skeleton humor. I’ll make anything but tenderloin. I got too close to the grill one time and burnt my weiner. So my loin is real tender. Once is enough for me. Anyway, let’s face it, you aren’t a real chef until you are cooking in a bone apron. I would suggest wearing it with this awesome turkey mask. This apron is a skele-ton of fun. Bone appetite and bone swa my bone ami.
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Spider Web Bodysuit
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.
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Creepy As Hell – Broken Doll Halloween Mask
Hey, that’s a cool mask. What is it? A Broken Doll Halloween Mask? Cool. Sure, I have change for the bus- Hang on. Whatchu mean Broken Doll? More like broke-ass doll. Get yer own damn bus change. What do I look like, a change machine? It is pretty damn creepy though. Stop looking at me with those blank eyes. Seriously, stop it. Okay, okay. Here’s some change. No, we’re all good. You get this bus. I’ll catch another one. *Watches as she boards bus. Watches as people scream and evacuate bus.* Damn, we all catch another bus!
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