Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls

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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls
Check out these cute Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls. They look all dead and delicious. You get 10 chocolate skulls that are hand brushed with an edible “luster dust”. I have no idea what that is, but I love saying it. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. *POOF! CLOUD OF SMOKE* Oh sweet! A free chocolate skull just appeared. Now it’s gone cuz I ate it. That luster dust ain’t no joke. Friggin’ delicious! It has just the right amount of luster in the dust. Tastes great. They may be dead, but my taste buds are alive!

Gonna go freak out cuz I’m basically 5 years old and can’t hold my sugar. Can you hold this for me? *hands you mu sugar* Thanks. I’ll be right back. *Runs off screaming*

Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art

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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art
The best cereals have monsters on the box. Like this Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art. I would hang this on my wall, but I already have the real boxes displayed on my hallway wall. The ants are just a bonus. I probably should have eaten the cereal first. I call it my hallway of cereal horrors.

Boo Berry is my favorite. He’s the ghost with the most! Calories. And sugar! Frankenberry is too flamboyant. He’s trying way too hard. The count? He’s alright. Decorate your walls with cereal dudes. Or if you have a speech impediment, “Surreal dudes”.

UFO And Alien Cookies

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UFO And Alien Cookies
Celebrate your latest alien abduction or UFO sighting by munching on these colorful UFO And Alien Cookies. You know how I celebrated my first abduction? Preparation H. Also, by not being able to sit down for like a week. *Shakes fist at sky aliens* But I admit, that time I showed up in the ER with that Boba Fett action figure lodged in my Sarlacc Pit, that was all me. I learned to clean up my toys before jumping on the couch that night. Poor Boba was never the same. Neither was I! WHY did it have to be the one bounty hunter with a rocket on his back?

These cookies would have made both of those incidents better. Unless aliens showed up while I was eating them. Then I’d have to toss my cookies. At them.

Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster

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Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster
Hang this Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster on your wall and you will feel like a fancy bat scientist. You know what you call a Bat scientist? A Batman! Your assistant’s name could be Robin. Study this poster day and night and you will become smarter in the ways of the bat. The next step is building a bat cave. I think you know the rest. Using your billionaire resources to genetically alter your appearance until you are a bat. THEN you will be ready to fight crime.

Or you know, just enjoy this in your home.
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Crystal Human Skull With Moon Light Brain Walking Stick

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Crystal Human Skull With Moon Light Brain Walking Stick
This Crystal Human Skull With Moon Light Brain Walking Stick is the coolest cane ever. I’m thinking of whacking myself in the knee just so I can have a bum leg and officially use it. This might be the only cane with a brain of it’s own. And it glows like it is nuclear material. This cane has some serious grey matter. I can practically see the synapses firing. I wonder what he’s thinking. Probably that you are holding his head too tight and he has a headache.
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