This whole DIY paint your own Fetal Skull craze has gotta stop. I’ve seen mothers painting their baby’s heads like American Flags, bowling balls, monster faces, you name it. Then they share the pics on the Insta-grind or whatever. I saw a mom with twins and each kid’s head was painted to look like a boob. She was all pushing ’em together making goo-goo eyes at passers-by. Well, if you can’t stop moms from using their baby’s heads as canvases, maybe they can at least paint on something else. Like this Fetal Skull Replica That You Can Paint. You know, so you can leave your kid alone. It’s gotta stop.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Poop Emoji Plunger
Poop. It’s what clogs up your toilet so you have to plunge and get nasty toilet water all over you. Poop is the enemy. Why do you think we get rid of it everyday? Why do you think we put it in flaming bags so other people step on it? Well, when it comes to clogging up the old docking yards with your Cleveland steamers, you have to fight poop with poop. Get the Poop Emoji Plunger.
And plunge that toilet with this smiling fecal friend. He’s poop. He’s a plunger. He gets the job done.
Book of Spells Altered Composition Notebook
This Book of Spells Altered Composition Notebook is not to be confused with The Book of Smells, which sounds like a cool scratch and sniff book, but really it’s just an old notebook I sat on one night when feeling gassy. And that’s how that book got it’s name. We keep it under a glass dome and try not to upset it.
No, I’m pretty sure this one helps you spell stuff, so your English teacher would approve. What? Really? It’s about magic spells? Sweet! Abra Cadabra, I just saw a Chupacabra! *Looks out my window* It worked! It worked!
Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament
It’s never too early to start planning your Christmas tree. This year I’m gonna let a dinosaur and Jesus duke it out with this Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament set. It’s the fight of the millennium. The ultimate smackdown. It’s dino vs deity! The Jurassic vs the Jesus! Who am I kidding? It lasts about 3 seconds and ends with Jesus hurling a meteor. He learned that trick from his dad. That’s dinosaur pest control in action.
Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases
These Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases make a nice romantic gift for the monster in your life your wife. Those flowers look pretty good in that bottle. I give my wife the gift of booze bottles with flowers in all of the time. That’s cuz I buy booze on the way home, drink it up as I walk, then pluck some flowers and insert them. She’s happy, I’m happy. They’re usually dead by the time I present them to her though. Flowers don’t exactly thrive on liquor fumes.