I don’t know what the deal is with these Redbull Brake levers on Ebay. All I know is that I ain’t stopping for nobody. No way. No how. I like my fingers too much.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Rub A Dub Dub, There’s A Fetus In My Tub
Nothing smells fresher than a newborn baby. So fetuses must smell pretty nice. They should bottle that smell. Or better yet, just embed a fetus directly in your soap so you can smell fresh as the day you were concieved. That’s what Etsy seller Wombscape did.
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Guy In Underwear Becomes One With Deer Spirit Painting
This auction may have ended, but it will live forever in the creepbay vaults. No one wanted this sweet painting for $75? This painting tells the story of a snowy winter afternoon and a masked and be-horned man wearing nothing but his fruit of the looms, while channeling the spirit of a Jedi deer that is appearing to train him in the ways of…not the force. The farce maybe. Could be the farts for all I know.
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Angler Fish Tooth Fairy, Breaking Teeth and Stealing Dreams
This “Tooth Fairy” from Etsy seller VodouBambola isn’t fooling anyone. Much like the Angler Fish, who uses a fleshy growth on it’s head to lure victims into it’s gaping jaws of death, this “Tooth Fairy” does much the same thing.
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Underwear Quilt Is Like An Empty 12-Pack Of Men
Some items are creepy because they look so fugly to the eye. Others because the seller is creepy. And some, like this Underwear Quilt are just plain WTF! Now you and 11 of your friends can all hop into your individual man-sack compartments and sleep together like recently separated parts of a human centipede.
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