The guardians of the mucus galaxy are fearsome warriors. Snot that they like to fight, they are just protecting their swampy and mucus ridden capitol planet of nazal-diarhea aka 1h7k-58d on the star charts. Wander into their part of space and your own lasers will be met with slime beams, which leave your ship oozing and coughing. Then you’ll coast on exhaust fumes and land on their gooey cold sore of a planet, fighting off hordes of booger-men as if you were in a mucinex commercial, only the slimy bad guys are winning.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Scare The Kids With This Krampus Mask
If you’re unfamiliar with the myth of Krampus, you’re probably wondering to yourself, “What is this beastly, demonic monstrosity staring back at me?” Don’t you worry your pretty little head or lose sleep over it. You have nothing to fear from Krampus, unless you’re a naughty child. Read more “Scare The Kids With This Krampus Mask”
Snitches Get Stitches: Collection of Prison Shivs / Shanks
This collection of authentic prison shivs, shanks, blades, snitch openers and rat skewers is displayed in a lovely shadowbox. They all supposedly date from the 1930’s through the 1960’s. They include such parts as a screwdriver stolen from the shop, duct tape,rope and who knows what else. Shivs. It’s how you make your point in da joint! Get it?
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Nothing Says Luvin Like Possum In The Oven
Canned roadkill. It’s what’s for dinner. It’s Mmmmm Mmmmm good, drenched in a thick coon fat gravy sauce. So delicious and nutritious! I don’t want to hear any whining. Eat it up boys and girls and please ask for seconds because mama bought the economical family size on Ebay for y’all. Read more “Nothing Says Luvin Like Possum In The Oven”
Pig Meat Sculpture Pillow: Perfect For My Next Bacon Blackout
So you love your pork products. Me too. I just made some hot dogs wrapped in bacon, sauteed in scrapple fat, then deep fried with a breaded pork rind shell. Om Nom Nom Nom! Delicious! Arm going numb. Heart hurt bad! Does anyone know how to vacuum arteries? Isn’t there a needle attachment I can get for the wet vac?
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