This miniature edition of The Tell-Tale Heart comes with an actual beating heart. Be still my heart. I really heart this. And I’m no bleeding heart. This mini kit includes a “beating” heart and a 48-page mini book with the classic short story by Edgar Allan poe. You don’t see many books that come with a heart. This would have been perfect for Valentines Day.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle
Damn, that is one kickass puzzle. The Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle illustrates 20 of the author’s short stories in one big, creepy house. A house that you have to put together. The creator of this maniacally macabre puzzle has a really good suggestion. Listen to the audio recordings of the tales on Youtube as you assemble the puzzle. Now that is a chilling night. Should I turn the thermostat up dear? NO! I said chilling, not chilly! Go away mother!
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Gothic Glass Bat Cutting Board
This Glass Bat Cutting Board is for more than just slicing and dicing bats, which is a delicacy that I assume vampires enjoy. You can slice vegetables in style on this thing. Perfect for any Gothic kitchen. It measures 8 x 11 inches and features a cool gothic damask background with a vintage bat image in black and white. Go batty during meal prep!
Morbid Curiosities – Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book
You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.
Pop It Pal – For Those Who Like Popping Zits
Do you like popping zits? Do you enjoy watching the pus ooze everywhere like a worm? Of course you do, cuz the human race is gross. If you can’t get enough zit popping action the Pop It Pal will be your new favorite toy. This thing comes in two skin tones to suit your preferences and the pus worms ooze out just like the real thing. You can buy pus refills and everything. I’m so done with you humanity. Now excuse me while I pop my own pimples that God (and greasy foods) gave me.
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