Damn, that is one kickass puzzle. The Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle illustrates 20 of the author’s short stories in one big, creepy house. A house that you have to put together. The creator of this maniacally macabre puzzle has a really good suggestion. Listen to the audio recordings of the tales on Youtube as you assemble the puzzle. Now that is a chilling night. Should I turn the thermostat up dear? NO! I said chilling, not chilly! Go away mother!
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Hellraiser Puzzle Cube
Are you ready for a Rubik’s Cube from Hell? *Crowd goes wild.* I said… Are you ready for a Rubik’s Cube from Hell? *Crowd loses their mind.* Well, check out the Hellraiser Puzzle Cube! Brought to you by the H-E-double hockey stick raiser! Solve it or don’t. Either way you are going to hell. Not sure if that will be in a hand basket or if you need to take a highway. Have to check on that. Really, this puzzle is hard as hell.
The Cubinati: A New World Order Puzzle
The Cubinati! Made by the Illuminati. Who choose to stay away from the paparazzi! They’d rather stay at home and play Yahtzee! That’s just what I heard. Plus it rhymes. Solve this puzzle pyramid and I think you get a free membership in the group.
Perks include being a part of the New World Order and free pizza every Wednesady night! Score! The all-seeing eye is watching so solve it fast or else be dealt with by the elusive secret society. This puzzle will give you something to do while your population is being culled. Look at how happy and totally not brainwashed that girl in the ad looks. Why so serious?
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Rattlesnake Skeleton Kit
Man, this is one scary-ass Rattlesnake Skeleton Kit. They are actually scarier on the inside. This scale model recreates the bone structure of the Rattlesnake. Allow me to recreate my reaction to seeing this on my desk:
*Screams at the top of my lungs! Then smashes it into a million pieces while yelling for someone to call zombie pest control. Then breaths heavily while looking at the pulverized remains.* It’s okay honey. I killed it. I hope we stockpiled enough food to get through this nightmare. There’s bound to be more of them.
That was your birthday present you A**hole! And I hope you stockpiled enough sex to get you through the month while you sleep on the couch. Because there’s bound to be NONE!
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Horror Movie Jigsaw Puzzles
I tried one of these Horror Movie Jigsaw Puzzles, but they scared me so bad I had to go back to those grandma puzzles with the flowers and the fields and stuff. I don’t want to put together a jigsaw with…Jigsaw. “Do you want to play a game?” Well, yeah, but I thought you meant Monopoly or risk. Say, when can I get this bear trap off my head? My jaw is starting to hurt. What do you mean I sound like your last girlfriend? Hey! That’s messed up.
Anyway, you’re just a more modern and twisted Riddler without the green costume. Arrrrrgggghhhh! Why did the chair just shock me? You said you had cake! Where’s my cake? I should have known better than to trust some puppet dude who rides a tricycle!
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