Check out this LEGO Addams Family Mansion from LEGO Ideas. In case you’re not familiar with LEGO Ideas, here’s how it works. If a project gets enough votes and love, LEGO may actually build it. Also, if I get enough votes and love I might actually wake up before noon one time this week. Anyway, this mansion has some amazing detail. Give them a vote and help make it real. Hit the link and check it out.
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Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle
Damn, that is one kickass puzzle. The Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle illustrates 20 of the author’s short stories in one big, creepy house. A house that you have to put together. The creator of this maniacally macabre puzzle has a really good suggestion. Listen to the audio recordings of the tales on Youtube as you assemble the puzzle. Now that is a chilling night. Should I turn the thermostat up dear? NO! I said chilling, not chilly! Go away mother!
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Gothic Mansion Portraits Make Your Walls Weird
I don’t need this because my family portraits are all weird already, but these Gothic Mansion Portraits will put weirdos all over your walls. These Gothic Mansion Portraits will add an eerie air to the hallways and walls in your haunted house or office. You get two 65″ x 33.5″ sheets to make a scene over 5′ tall. Pretty freaky, therefore pretty awesome.
Now your house will look spooky and scary all year round. Note to whoever owns the Amityville house, your house already looks weird enough. Really. It has eyes. It can’t get any scarier.
The Ultimate Halloween Advent Calendar
That thing you have in your kitchen? That’s not an advent calendar. This is the Ultimate Halloween Advent Calendar. I gotta stop right here. Time out. I admit, I have no idea what advent calendar means, but my fifth grade education wants to say it involves adventure and time. The answer? DOCTOR WHO? Am I right? Do I get to take a ride in the TARDIS? No? Well, screw you too BBC. I would make an excellent companion. I’m leggy, elegant, always up for adventure, look great in a skirt and I can work a sonic screwdriver like a pro because it’s all about the wrist action and a confident motion when the Doctor puts it in your hand.
Uh… Is everyone as creeped out as I am right now? Yeah, I can totally see why the BBC wouldn’t choose me. I need to use words better.
Look, all I know is that it’s fun to open doors and see what the next Halloween surprise will be. Is that it? That’s what an advent calendar is? I feel kinda let down to be honest.
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Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion
I don’t know about you, but every Halloween I like to get the old Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion out and have a spooky time. Then I tell ghost stories to myself until I get so scared I have to turn every light in the house on. *Checks mail* An electric bill of $550 this month? Not bad. Not bad at all.
Cheaper than last month when I watched all those X-Files episodes. Of course that wasn’t just the lights being left on. You have to factor in for all that extra laundry in the washer from wetting the bed. Honestly, someone should just call Adult Protective Services and take me away from myself.
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