Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza
Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!
This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.
Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls
What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.
Yum – Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter
Remember when we had to dissect frogs in school? WTF is wrong with teachers? Why not just wheel in a goat and a dog while you’re at it? Scarred me for life. No really, I still have a scar from when I accidentally hit my finger with the scalpel. Anywho, if you want all of the joy of a frog dissection without all of the mess, check out this Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter.