Sure, this Large Felt Anatomy Play Set is probably made for kids, but I’m pretty confident it will work on someone with my IQ too. Maybe I can use it to figure out why everything in my body hurts right now. Thanks flu! You get a board and 16 felt organs. Those are some nice quality organs too. Nice attention to detail. The only thing missing is a felt piece of poo to move through the colon. You know, to make it interactive. It would also replicate my current experience over the past 48 hours.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Anatomy Pocket Notebooks – Set Of 4
I love these Anatomy Pocket Notebooks cuz I can put my heart in my pocket, along with my bones, my lungs. Carrying a pocket book doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Nope, your two inch weenie is what makes you less of a man. How dare you! It’s called shrinkage. I had just gotten out of the pool. A pool of my own pee, but still. I have a weak bladder. Anyway, these anatomy books are awesome. They have anatomy and guts and stuff.
Vampyres Tarot Card Deck
This Vampyres Tarot Card Deck is full of vampires. Apparently it’s made by vampires, for vampires. Which probably means that the death card is replaced by garlic. Use these as a tool to divine the future. If you are a creature of the night, use them to determine where your next meal is coming from and who it may be. I hope it’s not me. I eat garlic every night, just so you know. I also wear like ten crosses on me at all times and carry a stake. Wait, I spelled that wrong. I carry a steak. I’m always hungry.
So People Are Eating Tide Pods
Humans are basically trash. Despite the fact that it says that it’s poison right on the label, humans are now eating Tide Pods. It’s also a fad to use them as vodka chasers. These moronic millennials are so “woke” they don’t know they are halfwits. But the rest of us are aware. Speaking of halfwits, I was going to show you a cool video from slazo that talked about the worst of these Tide pods challenges and very fairly put these morons in their place, but the folks who run youtube took his video down, cuz God forbid you talk about current events. Meanwhile this CBS Tide pod video remains up. Cuz you know. Establishment. We live in a stupid world.
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Terrifying Tea Cups
Etsy seller CarrionComfort sells these Terrifying Tea Cups and other tea accessories like sugar bowls. They’ve scared me off of tea for good I think. So basically I can never move to England. You can choose from several styles including Billy from Saw, Twisty the Clown, a broken doll and more.
