I hate it when zombies eat my cupcakes! This Cupcake Recipe book will allow me to fight back by giving me tips on defending my cupcakes from these undead hooligans. Wait. That’s not what this book is about. Is it? I guess not. Still, the A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Recipe Book will teach you how to bake all kinds of cool and fun zombie themed treats. But I’m not gonna bother, cuz a zombie would just steal mine. I know. I’ll just make extra! Wow, look at me problem solving like an adult. I’m adulting everyone! Look at me! I’m adulting! Now I’m gonna go color!
Category: Just Plain Weird
Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends
Relive the classic Psycho scene and keep your books organized at the same time with these cool Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends. All I can say is, that dude better be feeling mega stabby stabby if he wants to get through all of those books. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you shower girl. I’ll put a ton of books in his way. I know that sounds heroic and all, but let me finish. If you displease me, I’ll just put a newspaper in there. What can I say, I’m a harsh bookmaster.
Glittery KABOOM – Skull Bath Bombs
You ever throw a skull into a bathtub just so you could watch it explode? I mean aside from when you got chemicals in the bathtub and are disposing of a body. Just assuming that’s what you do. This paragraph got really weird. I’m just gonna move on and ignore it. These Skull Bath Bombs are awesome. They have glittery eyes and teeth. Throw them in the bath and watch the fun show.
Human Anatomy Shower Curtain – Why Not?
This Human Anatomy Shower Curtain will shower you with knowledge of the human body. See what I did there? Basically just undress your own anatomy from your clothing and stand there naked while learning about yourself. Then get in the shower and have some fun with yourself. And by that, I mean get clean. Get your mind out of the gutter. Now you know all there is to know about your body while showering, so if you poop or pee in there, you’ll know what’s going on inside as it’s happening. Not that I condone that.
Octopus Tentacle Handle Mug
Put your tentacles on this Octopus Tentacle Handle Mug and enjoy a good cup of joe.I don’t know who squeezed out Joe’s liquids and put them in this cup, but that’s a mystery for another day. These are perfect for the octopus lover, not that I condone that sort of thing. Not for me tough. I have an irrational fear of the octopus. I see one and I run away.Yet I’m obsessed with them at the same time. My therapist calls it obsessive com-puss-ive disorder. I’m afraid of the octopus and I’m also a puss. Anyway, enjoy your tentacled mug. Don’t you just want to touch that handle? I do and yet I HATE them. See? I got problems.