You know what they say, 3 skull heads are better than one. 3 ice skull heads are better than 3 skull heads too. This Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker lets you make a gentlemen head with a monocle, a pirate head and a plain old skull head. They look awesome. Reminds me of a joke: A pirate, a gentleman and a regular skull walk into a bar… And that’s all I got. I’m gonna put one of each in my drink and make them fight. See who melts last. I bet the winner is old one-eye, cuz pirates are tough.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Gothic Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug – Good To The Last Drop
Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.
Zombie Tiki Mugs – The Drinking Dead
KachaktanoMugs makes all kinds of cool and creepy mugs, but these Zombie Tiki Mugs are the most undead way to sip your tropical drinks. He’s got himself a handful of brains, but eating them won’t help his IQ any. Drink your cocktails from this guy. Luckily, he won’t rot and fester like a real zombie as you drink, cuz that would just be gross.
Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell
This Hermit Crab decided to use a doll head as a shell, cuz why not. Crabs are the spiders of the sea after all and have to look for new ways to be even creepier to keep up with their nightmarish land-based cousins. The creature was spotted by Reddit user jamspangle on Henderson Island, a south Pacific island known for having tons of litter deposited there by ocean currents. So basically crabs will just use any old thing as a shell. There’s probably a crab that is right now walking around wearing an old shoe or a used condom. Crabs are just nasty.
via UPI
Hurricane Irma Cakes Hit Florida Grocery Stores
So hurricane Irma cakes are a thing now. These cakes are popping up all over Florida grocery stores. I’m guessing instead of nutrition facts, they just come with categories like real hurricanes.
Cat 1 – Mildly sweet.
Cat 2 – Devastatingly delicious
Cat 3 – May induce mild sugar coma
Cat 4 – Hello diabetes
Cat 5 – Evacuate. Your bowels. Immediately.
Seriously guys, it’s been a devastating hurricane season. Everybody stay safe, and I hope that if you have to hunker down, you do it with a hurricane cake.