This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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The Walking Dead – The Pop-Up Book
Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.
I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.
Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action
Um…. WTF! This Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action is messed up. It’s has a foot body, with snot dripping from two holes, there’s a head on the other side with more toys coming out from under the chin and the thing has feet of it’s own. Either this is a thing that actually exists or I just started randomly tripping balls. Both of those things are possible. Either way, I just want it to end.
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Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate
Sweet! If I’m not mistaken, the way this Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate works is that you slam your hand down on it super hard and smash up up, then you align the cracks with the symbols to find out how mad you are. At least, that’s my experience. If everything lines up with the middle finger you are “F**k you” mad. And boy was my wife F**k you mad when I broke her’s to test this theory. Palmistry is fun.