Category: Paranormal Activity

Escalator Eats Turkish Man

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Escalator Eats Turkish Man
Our worst fears have come true. The machines are “awakening” and coming to life. Picking us off one by one just like in Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive. Check out this security camera footage from a train station in Turkey that shows one of my worst nightmares. An escalator suddenly opens up and swallows a guy. (On the right. At 0:20) Damn. I guess that escalator got itself a little Turkish Delight for a snack. A large gap, or as I like to call it, a “machine mouth” opens up between the steps and just takes this guy down.

It took an hour to save him and he lived cuz machines suck at chewing their food. I’m taking the stairs from now on.
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Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia

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Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia
The remains of a mysterious sea creature that looks like the Loch Ness Monster washed ashore on a beach in Georgia. See, they do exist! If it swims like a plesiosaur and dies like a plesiosaur, it’s a damn plesiosaur people! Check out a newscast about it below. They had to blur out some guts where the birds picked at it. I thought they were blocking out a big dino-Weiner at first.

It could also be a sea creature called ‘Altamaha’ that is said to lurk in the area. Loch Ness? This thing is more like a Loch Mess. Am I right?
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Ghost Train Filmed on CCTV in China

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Ghost Train Filmed on CCTV in China
Check out this Ghost Train Filmed on CCTV in China. This is some real end of the world Ghostbusters shizz right here. I wonder if it’s picking up ghost passengers so they can go to their ghost homes and have some ghost dinner, then maybe take a ghost dump. Reminds me of that Cat Stevens song.

Cause I’m on the edge of darkness
There ride the Ghost Train
Oh, Ghost Train take this country
Come take me home again….

Great tune. All aboard!!!!!

via Mirror

Hong Kong Taxi Attacked By Ghost or Alien Energy Beam

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Hong Kong Taxi Attacked By Ghost or Alien Energy Beam
Holy crap guys! It looks like no one is safe from ghosts or aliens. I’m not sure which is responsible for this incident, but check out the amazing video here. About 14 seconds into the video that taxi gets slammed with some kind of energy beam. Could be a really pissed off ghost, but I think it looks more like an energy weapon. I have no answers, but the truth is out there. All I know is, it looks like somebody really wanted to probe this taxi driver’s back seat real bad!

Creepy Statue Appears Overnight in English City – Mothwoman?

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Creepy Statue Appears Overnight in English City - Mothwoman?
Residents of the English city of Bristol woke up on Tuesday morning to a strange sight. This freaky statue was suddenly on display in front of a now unused hospital. Looks like Mothman‘s wife to me. Nice sunglasses too. Kinda sexy if I’m honest. The woman is making an ‘I love you sign’ with one hand and holding a Guy Falkes mask with the other. Probably just some illuminati trick to trigger the already reprogrammed among us.

via BBC