What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.
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SugerDiva Skull Print Knitted Cardigan
This SugerDiva Skull Print Open Knitted Cardigan looks awesome. Like a graveyard after an earthquake, it has cool skulls all over. It will keep you warm and creepy, which is exactly how I like my women. This skull Print Knitted Cardigan comes in all kinds of colors. Wear it on Halloween and wear it the rest of the year. Hell, I’d give you candy in January if you came to my door wearing this. Not that you should wear this to get candy, but that’s a sweet bonus.
Cool Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket
This Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket makes sure that you have skeletons in your closet. For real. It will keep you nice and cozy and allow you to show them bones to everyone. The best part is that at night you’re gonna look like a walking x-ray. It’s made of thick, soft and warm fleece fabric 90% Cotton 10% Polyester and has extra-long sleeves with printed arm and hand bones. Arm and hand bones people!
Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Headshot – Suicidal Zombie Drinking Mug
This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.