Cakelets. Is that what we are calling cute little cakes now? I approve. This Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan will let you make skull cakes, which coincidentally is my pet name for any emaciated animal I see in the park. C’mere skull cakes. C’mere boy. Cuz you can see his skull. Anyway, put some frosting on ’em and they’ll look just like those women who cake their makeup on super thick,only these won’t talk about Starbucks all day and make duck lips.
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The Moon Ring
Honey, I love you so much. I always said that I would give you the moon and stars. Well, here is your moon, my precious angel. *Hands over the closed box containing the Moon Ring.* Oh honey, you are the most thoughtful man. I am so lucky to have you- *Opens box as a miniature butt farts on her.* You’re sleeping on the couch tonight! And every night!
Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings
Damn girl. These Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings show off your nice gluteus maximus. I mean gluteus minimus. Yeah, that’s what I meant. You have some nice muscle tone. Kinda gross that your insides are on the outsides, but I like what you’re working with girl. Why you mad? Was I not being anatomically correct?
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Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports
This Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports is going to look great on your desk. And there’s nothing like reading by the light of a glowing skull. It includes 2 USB Charging ports and 1 LED light bulb, so it’s ready to go. It’s perfect for Halloween. Some people like night lights, others prefer fright lights. Day of the Dead? More like Night of the Dead.
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The Anatomy Coloring Book -Stay Inside The Spines
A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.